Fanny Batter Celebrity Agony Aunt

Fanny Batter advises on important issues such as 'Sex or Chocolate: Which is best?'; 'Pop Star Life Expectancy'; and 'What Would Mariah do: a Mantra for Life.' Her wisdom is as legendary as her lack of sympathy for her victims. Full to the rim of ridiculous toilet humour, she advises politicians, murderers, fake celebrities and lunatic scientists on living life the way it should be lived.