Little Book of D-bags: D-bags, D-bags, & Even More D-bags

D-bags are everywhere, and now there's a little book to help you identify each new d-bag you meet. Here are just a few of the d-bags * The Art House Pseudo-Intellectual * The On Your Ass Self-Checkout Guy * The Windowless White Rapper * The Tip Jar D-bag * The Shirt Lifter * The Sexface McDuck * The I-Don’t-Want-To-Get-Hurt-Again-er * The Very Important Yelper * The Cat Mommy * The Line Bearder Excerpt from The Art House Pseudo-Intellectual Watching a two hour art house movie by some d-bag director is the same as reading the entire works of Kant, right? That’s what The Art House Pseudo-Intellectual hopes. Too lazy to do any serious intellectual study, The Art House Pseudo-Intellectual sits in front of his TV for a couple of hours each night and feels all the more superior for it. And don’t even get him started on how many more people saw Bridesmaids than The Tree of Life. Poor Art House Pseudo-Intellectual. Why is everyone but him so stupid? “Do you want to go see a movie with me?” The Art House “Does this movie that you want to see feel like you’re watching the film version of a long, shitty poem?” “No.” The Art House “Not interested.”