Alice Pervs Out: Prudery (Book 1)

Lust frozen and hidden in chastity's belt, Until puberty sparks and lust’s touch is felt, And perversion doth flame, and chastity, melt. --Goddess Alice of Wonderland Yesterday I (Alice) came of age. So I’m going on a journey of debauchery and self-exploration. Yes, I’m ready to finally perv out! Also yesterday, Dorothy of Oz was murdered. She had asked me to marry her. I want her back. So I’m traveling to the Greek Myth Realm, so I can bring Dorothy back from Hades. The handsome Mad Hatter is my sidekick. I intend to have lots of fun with him. I don’t like the Goddess of Chastity. She’s a total prude--wears a magic chastity belt. My goal is to um...sample the companionship of copious amounts of men and women. But she wants to force me to stay pure for eternity! That’s why I must defeat her. And then there’s Pan, the God of Perversity. He’s trying to corrupt me. I don’t want to be a vampire! Not all his ideas are bad, though. In order to bring Dorothy back, I have to create new myths. So I’m a symbolic mythical figure now. An archetype. Lucky me. I’ll be going through a series of challenges. They represent the stages of sexual awakening us young women go through. And I’ll be exploring issues of gender identity, orientation. And lust. The Goddess of Chastity hates lust. She wants to lock me in a chastity belt. If she wins, I’ll never see Dorothy again. So I vow to vanquish the Goddess of Prudery and tear her chastity asunder! The Alice Pervs Out Trilogy is a funny and playful, yet profound, and at times dark, mythical exploration of Alice of Wonderland’s awakening, journey of self-discovery, and descent into perversity.