The Reign of the Anti-Santas

Rudolph’s in a Cadillac, Santa’s in hiding and Christmas itself is being bought and sold with the fate of the world at stake. The Reign of the Anti-Santas tells how Christmas fell into the hands of Santa’s spoiled kids, low-level gangsters, faded TV-movie heartthrobs, tech bros and lifestyle gurus, and what happens when one elf and an old Santa on the lam step up - against all odds - to save the day. A raunchy thrill ride through seventy Christmas Eves, The Reign of the Anti-Santas is Goodfellas meets ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - just in time to wash the candy-cane taste out of your mouth, get Mariah Carey out of your ears, and change how you see December 25th forever! What People Are Saying “(A) memorable fictional cosmos... Underneath the sharp wit, however, is a profound cautionary tale about the slippery slope between the sacred and profane... Dodds artfully couples uproarious comedy with deadly serious cultural commentary. An engrossing novel that’s both hilarious and insightful.” – Kirkus Reviews (Verdict: Get It) “(A) fascinating fable… as modernity takes its toll on Christmas… among the more cynical story beats are moments of introspection that cut deep. It’s a meaningful and strangely beautiful read… a compelling story of life, human nature, and at least one of the meanings of Christmas.” – IndieReader (4.5/5 Stars) IndieReader Approved, IndieReader Books of the Month List "(A) potent combination of dark humor, satire, and even tragedy" – Readers’ Favorite Reviews (5/5 STARS) "If you’re looking for meaning, there is plenty to be found, and if you crave satire, there is none better. Even if you’re just looking for a fun twist on some beloved traditions, you’ll be glad you picked up this unconventional elf-noir holiday extravaganza... A holiday parody for the ages..." – Indies Today (5/5 STARS) "The transition of Christmas history becomes an immersive and captivating read… joy and laughter in this witty and thought-provoking narrative." – Lit Global Reviews (5/5 STARS) "If you’re looking for meaning, there is plenty to be found, and if you crave satire, there is none better. Even if you’re just looking for a fun twist on some beloved traditions, you’ll be glad you picked up this unconventional elf-noir holiday extravaganza... A holiday parody for the ages..." – Indies Today (5/5 STARS) “Dodds has crafted the perfect book that just may change your perspective on the holiday... fresh perspective and wit are what drive the story… a coming-of-age story for us all." – Reader Views (5/5 STARS) “(A) romp through the season that will delight adult readers… an extraordinary point of view… much in the manner of Orwell's Animal Farm… a vivid plot that keeps readers laughing, guessing, and thinking, make The Reign of the Anti-Santas a top recommendation” – Diane Donovan, Midwest Book Review “I was delighted and laughing all the way through the book… insight after insight into the actual world… and how easily we are manipulated… All in all, it’s a tremendously entertaining story.” – Casey Dorman, author, Voyages of the Delphi and Ezekiel’s Brain “(S)candals, crimes, the arrival of the computer/internet/AI, corporate greed, hegemony, social changes – all related with an infectious sense of humor…an immersive, fascinating read… Once again, Colin Dodds proves his mettle.” – Grady Harp “The wit and humor throughout the book is slick and biting.” – Reedsy “Business intrigue, international crime, and bawdy humor abound in this adults-only take on Christmas.” – Independent Book Review