Customers Say The Stupidest Things

Customers Say The Stupidest Things (Part One)I have only worked in a shop for about three years now, but I have heard some of the weirdest things in my time there.For clarity, the shop I work in sells newspapers, magazines, books and stationary and is on a high street in England. For privacy and legal reasons, I will not reveal the name of the company I work for, and I won’t reveal my full name.My first name is Adam, and I’m happy to help...Customer: “Do you sell sandwiches?”Me: “No, sorry.”Customer: “Yeah you do.”Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t. You must have us confused with another branch. Some of them do have cafes.”Customer: “Well, I’m not moving ‘till I get a sandwich. I want a sandwich”