Maitre'd to the Damned

Bankrupt barkeep Ed O’Brien wants his tavern back. All he has to do is a “little” hacking job for some Gothic gangsters. Ed’s no hacker but it’s not what you know but who, and one of his former patrons is a reformed hacker. All Ed has to do is un-reform him, break into a corrupt pharmaceutical corporation’s computers and get his payoff from the gangsters – a piece of cake! But what do you do when you sell your soul and find out you’ve been swindled? Can Ed and his drinkin’ buddies best a Gothic gang led by a 400-year old lawyer… and keep Ed’s wife from finding out? An old fashioned vampire story where the hero isn't the one with fangs.