The Double Stroller Hand Grenade

Peter Wilcox is a bright-eyed and fluffy-tailed new attorney, who witnesses the "hit" of the managing partner in his law firm. Because of this inadvertent run-in and supposed link with the mafia, Peter can't find another job anywhere and is forced to tend his kids full-time while his wife, Alison, brings home the bacon. Peter hates the new job: His young kids are a whirlwind of destruction wherever they go, his daughter suffers from a crippling fear of an imaginary alligator, and he and Alison seem to be growing further and further apart as she works long hours. As it turns out, Alison is not an interior designer, as Peter was led to believe, but is the assassin who killed Peter's boss-a fact that Peter is none-too-happy about-and things really get crazy when Alison's Mafioso peers decide that she is better off dead. What follows is a hilarious romp, as the emasculated Peter has to deal with a super-cool-femme-fatale of a wife, while he and his two kids are mercilessly thrust into a world of gangsters and professional hit men.PRAISE FOR THE DOUBLE STROLLER HAND GRENADE"A Wild Ride!"-@Trev Marshall, author of "The Opening""...will make you wanna jump out of your seat and kick some butt!"-@Izzy Gerber"...akin to rolling down the windows on a cool summer night, blasting the music, and jamming the accelerator-pure, exciting, and unabashed fun!"-@Lolo"...the perfect escape novel..."-@Greyson Blue"A hilarious satire of husband and wife roles, jam-packed with action, quirky characters, and an explosive finale."-@Aleatoire Magazine