Anong Gupit Natin Ngayon?

Shaped like an umbrella, or the comb of a rooster, or cut like the hair of a soldier. So many styles and haircuts. But why does Eboy's coconut-shell hair never change? --- Hugis palong, korteng sombrero, mukhang payong, gupit sundalo. Napakaraming ayos at gupit. Pero bakit nga ba hindi nagbabago ang hugis-baong buhok ni Eboy?