Pretending to Love: How to Cheat Your Way to Relationship Bliss!

A facetious guide to navigating the perils and pitfalls of a modern relationship, Pretending to Love will teach you how to attract the right sort of partner, trick them into liking you, manipulate their feelings to suit your own needs, and then dump them in an appropriate fashion when you get bored and/or hungry. Full of useful information such as: How to Get Your Own Way Improving Your Partner Through the Power of Nagging Meeting Your Partner's Hot Friends Why Honesty is the Worst Policy