A Woman Needs a Man Like a Dog Needs a Tutu

Why can't a man be more like a dog—cuddly, adoring, and completely inattentive to credit card bills?  Your dog has simple needs—just like you. Dogs may leave hair on the couch and share your chocolates, but they won't fill the fridge with beer or watch Top Gear all day. It seems the more time you spend around men, the more attractive the pooch looks.